1 00:01:14,701 --> 00:01:15,537 Shush. 2 00:01:16,070 --> 00:01:18,521 What for? This ain't a funeral. 3 00:01:19,716 --> 00:01:20,492 Or is it? 4 00:01:22,230 --> 00:01:24,367 Is she really going to marry that actor fellow? 5 00:01:24,547 --> 00:01:26,240 Actor or plumber. What difference? 6 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:28,323 When a girl wants to get married. 7 00:01:31,375 --> 00:01:32,061 Good. 8 00:01:33,340 --> 00:01:34,892 [ Singing ] 9 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:40,121 Ain't that beautiful? 10 00:01:41,921 --> 00:01:43,788 I had a voice like that once. 11 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:45,671 Once is enough. 12 00:01:56,890 --> 00:01:58,058 Excuse me, ladies. 13 00:02:02,063 --> 00:02:03,310 How do you do, Doctor? 14 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:05,657 My name is Durkee. Rex Durkee. 15 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:07,887 How do you do, Mr Durkee? 16 00:02:09,378 --> 00:02:10,711 Isn't he good looking? 17 00:02:11,135 --> 00:02:12,656 Lilly is lucky. - Ha. 18 00:02:13,871 --> 00:02:16,241 This sought to be the happiest day of Lilly's life. 19 00:02:16,421 --> 00:02:18,517 And you with your face on you a mile long. 20 00:02:18,961 --> 00:02:20,055 I can't help it. 21 00:02:20,456 --> 00:02:22,675 If she'd only wait until she knows him better. 22 00:02:23,326 --> 00:02:25,644 Come now, Mama. Where is that old Turner spirit? 23 00:02:26,119 --> 00:02:27,807 Rex and I will be happy. I know it. 24 00:02:27,987 --> 00:02:29,594 You were always so impulsive. 25 00:02:30,133 --> 00:02:31,965 He's just swept you off your feet. 26 00:02:32,811 --> 00:02:34,400 Those fine speeches of his. 27 00:02:34,601 --> 00:02:37,699 You don't understand him. That's all. He's unlike the other boys around here. 28 00:02:37,954 --> 00:02:40,024 After all, Lilly has her own life to lead. 29 00:02:40,204 --> 00:02:41,928 Come on, dear. You look gorgeous. 30 00:02:42,273 --> 00:02:44,513 Hurry up. They're all waiting for the bride. 31 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:47,731 All the luck in the world. 32 00:02:49,990 --> 00:02:52,308 Now, Mama. I'm not moving until I see you smile. 33 00:02:52,676 --> 00:02:54,081 Mama, don't be that way. 34 00:02:54,418 --> 00:02:56,066 Now, Mama. Come on, come on. 35 00:02:56,487 --> 00:02:57,738 Come on, now then. 36 00:02:59,828 --> 00:03:00,930 That's better. 37 00:03:01,437 --> 00:03:03,199 Everything is going to be alright. 38 00:03:09,473 --> 00:03:13,414 The Lord bless you and keep you. Both now and for evermore. 39 00:03:14,812 --> 00:03:15,498 Amen. 40 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,744 Ladies and gentlemen. 41 00:03:24,035 --> 00:03:26,936 I want you all to know you're looking at the happiest man in the world. 42 00:03:27,116 --> 00:03:30,494 I've just married the sweetest little girl in Buffalo. 43 00:03:50,041 --> 00:03:53,361 Stay here and wait for them, honey. I'll get the tickets. Only be a minute. 44 00:03:54,055 --> 00:03:56,858 Gee, can you beat that? I forgot to get this check cashed. 45 00:03:57,836 --> 00:03:58,447 Oh. 46 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:02,572 Here. Mama gave us $100 for a wedding present. Take that. 47 00:04:03,189 --> 00:04:05,099 Gee, what would I ever do without you? 48 00:04:23,506 --> 00:04:25,450 Gee, I wouldn't mind taking a trip myself. 49 00:04:25,630 --> 00:04:26,758 We never go anywhere. 50 00:04:26,938 --> 00:04:29,102 You get the pay check every Saturday, don't you? 51 00:04:29,282 --> 00:04:30,339 Goodbye mother. 52 00:04:30,865 --> 00:04:33,250 You be good to my little girl. - I say, listen. 53 00:04:33,451 --> 00:04:34,930 She'll have everything. 54 00:04:35,131 --> 00:04:37,321 You're coming from New York to spend the summer with us. 55 00:04:37,501 --> 00:04:40,153 Maybe we get a place on Long Island. How'd you like that? 56 00:04:40,434 --> 00:04:42,196 You'll be crazy about Long Island. 57 00:04:42,472 --> 00:04:43,899 All aboard!. 58 00:04:44,789 --> 00:04:46,922 Here comes Hattie and the crowd. - Come on. 59 00:05:14,950 --> 00:05:15,905 Well, baby. 60 00:05:16,626 --> 00:05:18,202 You're off on your honeymoon. 61 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:19,913 That's right. Get cozy. 62 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:23,614 Thank you. 63 00:05:28,169 --> 00:05:30,747 I haven't been on a train since I was eleven years old. 64 00:05:31,148 --> 00:05:32,984 You'll be rolling from now on, baby. 65 00:05:33,835 --> 00:05:36,747 Come on, give us a kiss. - No, Rex. Not before all these people. 66 00:05:38,476 --> 00:05:40,163 What time do we get to New York? 67 00:05:41,262 --> 00:05:43,320 Baby, I was going to tell you about that. 68 00:05:44,028 --> 00:05:46,162 We're not exactly going to New York yet. 69 00:05:46,755 --> 00:05:49,304 That will be later. - But you told me that we .. 70 00:05:49,629 --> 00:05:51,576 I didn't want to mention it back there. 71 00:05:51,929 --> 00:05:54,284 Until I was wise to how your folks felt about me. 72 00:05:54,867 --> 00:05:56,220 See it this way, honey. 73 00:05:56,502 --> 00:05:58,380 Things are tough in vaudeville right now. 74 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:01,286 So I may have to take up something else for the time being. 75 00:06:01,731 --> 00:06:03,084 Don't you worry, honey. 76 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:05,964 You just leave everything to Rexy. 77 00:06:27,704 --> 00:06:30,016 You'll have to hurry, hurry, hurry. 78 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:34,495 You cannot afford to miss this marvelous exhibition. 79 00:06:34,983 --> 00:06:39,238 Professors Rex. The wonder man from the orient. 80 00:06:39,822 --> 00:06:41,381 You mean the rat from the Bronx. 81 00:06:41,561 --> 00:06:43,874 See the professor perform his feats of magic. 82 00:06:44,075 --> 00:06:47,966 That have amazed and outstanded the crowned heads of Europe and Asia. 83 00:06:48,467 --> 00:06:49,709 Now observe closely. 84 00:06:50,467 --> 00:06:52,115 I have here a solid steel hoop. 85 00:07:01,398 --> 00:07:02,461 Nothing there. 86 00:07:05,098 --> 00:07:06,329 Nothing there. 87 00:07:07,050 --> 00:07:10,111 I learnt this phenomenon, ladies and gentlemen, from the holy men of India. 88 00:07:10,291 --> 00:07:12,127 Who have practised it for centuries. 89 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:14,074 So, for your inspection. 90 00:07:16,433 --> 00:07:18,107 Now observe closely. 91 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:01,480 Honey, right on time. 92 00:08:02,009 --> 00:08:05,146 I don't know if I should go out with you or not, Rex. I'm worried. 93 00:08:05,554 --> 00:08:06,821 Don't be silly. 94 00:08:07,248 --> 00:08:09,947 Listen, honey. You got personality. You got brains. 95 00:08:10,655 --> 00:08:13,456 I've watched you since the first day you came on this outfit. 96 00:08:13,853 --> 00:08:17,284 Just leave everything to little Rex and you'll go a long way in this business. 97 00:08:17,868 --> 00:08:19,245 But I don't .. - Listen. 98 00:08:19,425 --> 00:08:20,490 I got it all fixed. 99 00:08:20,670 --> 00:08:24,191 I know a swell spot on the south side. They serve the best chop suey in town. 100 00:08:24,556 --> 00:08:25,947 But how about your wife? 101 00:08:26,368 --> 00:08:28,529 Will you stop worrying about trifles? 102 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:32,441 I told her I was going uptown to see my booking agent. 103 00:08:33,410 --> 00:08:34,410 I don't know. 104 00:08:39,363 --> 00:08:41,681 Say, Hazel. Could you let me have a couple of .. 105 00:08:43,509 --> 00:08:44,509 Pardon me. 106 00:08:48,102 --> 00:08:50,592 You didn't have to lie about it. - I didn't lie. 107 00:08:51,227 --> 00:08:52,736 What's it to you anyhow? - A lot. 108 00:08:53,238 --> 00:08:56,187 You promised to get out of this so we can live like human beings. 109 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:57,858 Cut out the squawking, will you? 110 00:08:58,446 --> 00:09:01,209 All these six months, you haven't heard me squawk until now. 111 00:09:02,290 --> 00:09:03,866 Please, Rex. Don't lie to me. 112 00:09:04,550 --> 00:09:07,186 I can't stand the lies. - I don't want to know. 113 00:09:07,686 --> 00:09:09,690 Hello folks. How's the happy family? 114 00:09:10,012 --> 00:09:11,699 Hello Dave. - What do you want? 115 00:09:12,342 --> 00:09:15,019 Well, sir. I came along the trail in my snowshoes. 116 00:09:15,425 --> 00:09:18,509 When I see a light in a clearing and I says to myself. I says: 117 00:09:19,082 --> 00:09:21,415 There is white folks living in that there cabin. 118 00:09:21,803 --> 00:09:23,172 How's your throat, Dave? 119 00:09:23,352 --> 00:09:24,238 Terrible. 120 00:09:24,769 --> 00:09:26,287 I got to see the doctor tonight. 121 00:09:26,467 --> 00:09:28,519 Not another nickel out of me. No more advances. 122 00:09:28,998 --> 00:09:32,000 Another thing. I'm not keeping any drunks on this troupe. Get me? 123 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:33,925 You cut out the liquor or else. 124 00:09:34,259 --> 00:09:35,061 Me? 125 00:09:35,884 --> 00:09:37,675 I ain't had a drink since .. 126 00:09:38,217 --> 00:09:39,645 Since .. - You heard me. 127 00:09:40,259 --> 00:09:42,602 I'm telling you. My laryngitis. 128 00:09:43,061 --> 00:09:44,748 Rex, you know his throat is bad. 129 00:09:45,154 --> 00:09:47,538 You keep out of this. You always stick up for him. 130 00:09:47,718 --> 00:09:49,787 Wait a minute, boss. She ain't done nothing. 131 00:09:49,967 --> 00:09:51,579 Rex, don't. He's not well. 132 00:09:53,248 --> 00:09:55,789 Now, get out front and do your stuff or you're canned. 133 00:09:56,694 --> 00:09:58,234 That was cowardly. - Shut up. 134 00:09:58,414 --> 00:09:59,787 He's half your size and sick. 135 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,930 If you don't like it, why don't you get out too? 136 00:10:02,571 --> 00:10:04,370 For a very good reason. - Such as? 137 00:10:04,915 --> 00:10:06,343 I'm going to have a baby. 138 00:10:07,550 --> 00:10:08,829 Is that on the level? 139 00:10:09,998 --> 00:10:10,710 Rex. 140 00:10:12,009 --> 00:10:13,471 Gee, but you're dumb. 141 00:10:25,482 --> 00:10:26,571 Come in, Dave. 142 00:10:27,968 --> 00:10:29,321 Hiya Queen. - Hi Dave. 143 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:30,986 Brought you some soup. 144 00:10:31,837 --> 00:10:34,452 Thank you, Dave. - Don't thank me yet. Maybe it's awful. 145 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:36,984 I brought you two love stories. 146 00:10:37,741 --> 00:10:38,427 Well. 147 00:10:38,813 --> 00:10:40,315 I can read about it anyway. 148 00:10:41,127 --> 00:10:43,759 Much of a crowd today? - No. I've been telling you. 149 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:46,062 That act ain't the same since you've been out of it. 150 00:10:46,350 --> 00:10:48,319 Yes. I was a great attraction alright. 151 00:10:48,995 --> 00:10:51,621 Nobody could hand him those Indian clubs the way I did. 152 00:10:52,028 --> 00:10:55,612 Let me draw your attention to the fact that this is genuine chicken soup. 153 00:10:55,925 --> 00:10:57,922 I knew the chicken .. personally. 154 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:14,106 Say. That latest news since you've been gone. 155 00:11:14,470 --> 00:11:17,382 Is Hazel's romance with one of them duck-billed Ubangi warriors. 156 00:11:17,613 --> 00:11:19,113 He is daffy about her. 157 00:11:19,517 --> 00:11:22,466 He'll never be happy until he puts that wedding ring in her nose. 158 00:11:23,143 --> 00:11:23,866 Lilly. 159 00:11:24,235 --> 00:11:25,701 Can't you hear him saying to her: 160 00:11:25,881 --> 00:11:27,344 'Hazel. I love you'. 161 00:11:49,641 --> 00:11:51,699 A little light in here wouldn't hurt you. 162 00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:56,403 Anything I can get you from downtown? - No thanks, Dave. You've been great. 163 00:11:56,796 --> 00:11:58,897 Think nothing of it. I just happened to be passing. 164 00:11:59,077 --> 00:11:59,763 Dave. 165 00:12:00,107 --> 00:12:02,128 Ask Rex if he's coming home for dinner, will you? 166 00:12:02,308 --> 00:12:03,736 No. Wait a minute. Don't. 167 00:12:04,204 --> 00:12:06,262 No. He may think you're butting in again. 168 00:12:07,922 --> 00:12:09,164 Is your name Durkee? 169 00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:10,777 Me? 170 00:12:11,288 --> 00:12:13,065 I have a warrant here for Rex Durkee. 171 00:12:13,245 --> 00:12:14,175 That's not him. 172 00:12:14,502 --> 00:12:16,301 A warrant? - Where can I find him? 173 00:12:23,538 --> 00:12:25,662 Maybe I can help. I'm his wife. - No you're not. 174 00:12:25,842 --> 00:12:28,373 He married this lady in 1927. They've never been divorced. 175 00:12:28,574 --> 00:12:30,764 He ditched me before but this time he'll be sent up. 176 00:12:30,944 --> 00:12:32,361 He took everything I had. 177 00:12:32,541 --> 00:12:33,663 Everything I'd saved. 178 00:12:33,843 --> 00:12:35,382 Hanging is too good for him. 179 00:12:35,891 --> 00:12:38,320 I will be back. Don't leave until you hear from me. 180 00:12:40,855 --> 00:12:41,541 Wait. 181 00:12:42,681 --> 00:12:44,522 Does that mean I'm not married to him? 182 00:12:44,702 --> 00:12:47,104 I'm afraid it does, lady. A plain case of bigamy. 183 00:12:47,856 --> 00:12:51,206 But I'll pick him up at the show. I got a deputy there waiting for him. 184 00:12:52,430 --> 00:12:53,604 Tough luck, girly. 185 00:12:54,703 --> 00:12:56,131 I know just how you feel. 186 00:13:15,677 --> 00:13:18,018 I just talked to Hazel on the phone. He's blown the town. 187 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,850 Hazel saw him beating it for the station with a suitcase. 188 00:13:23,854 --> 00:13:25,068 No, no, Queen. 189 00:13:25,547 --> 00:13:26,826 Don't you worry none. 190 00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:29,461 I'm going to take care of you. 191 00:14:18,276 --> 00:14:19,370 What's her name? 192 00:14:19,904 --> 00:14:21,674 Lilly Turner .. Dixon. 193 00:14:22,093 --> 00:14:23,187 You got a match? 194 00:14:29,378 --> 00:14:30,365 How old is she? 195 00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,978 About .. twenty-two. 196 00:14:34,866 --> 00:14:36,518 Married, of course? - Sure. 197 00:14:37,196 --> 00:14:38,039 Yesterday. 198 00:14:39,736 --> 00:14:41,517 And having a baby today, huh? 199 00:14:42,134 --> 00:14:42,841 Uhuh. 200 00:14:43,772 --> 00:14:45,125 Ain't nature wonderful? 201 00:14:59,057 --> 00:15:00,262 You alright, Queen? 202 00:15:00,603 --> 00:15:01,326 Great. 203 00:15:02,186 --> 00:15:04,393 My whole has turned out just as I planned it. 204 00:15:07,433 --> 00:15:08,972 Too bad the kid didn't live. 205 00:15:09,661 --> 00:15:10,643 No. I'm glad. 206 00:15:11,585 --> 00:15:13,235 What chance would she have had? 207 00:15:14,462 --> 00:15:15,556 Got a cigarette? 208 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:25,521 Come on. Buck up. 209 00:15:27,445 --> 00:15:29,429 I shouldn't be talking to you like this. 210 00:15:29,884 --> 00:15:31,349 Because you've been swell. 211 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:34,898 I want to buy you a turkey dinner. 212 00:15:35,078 --> 00:15:37,767 And what a turkey. It will sit right up and gobble at you. 213 00:15:38,608 --> 00:15:41,891 You've spent too much on me already. I can't go on taking things from you. 214 00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:43,597 We're married, ain't we? 215 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,280 Anyway, you couldn't go back to your folks. 216 00:15:48,696 --> 00:15:49,282 No. 217 00:15:50,143 --> 00:15:51,422 We'll get along fine. 218 00:15:52,204 --> 00:15:54,536 Lots of time to worry after you get back your strength. 219 00:15:54,716 --> 00:15:55,773 I'll get a job. 220 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,917 There must be some talent show that can use a bright young fellow like me. 221 00:16:00,097 --> 00:16:01,641 Here you are: 'Wanted'. 222 00:16:02,009 --> 00:16:03,882 'Dog-faced boy for freak concession'. 223 00:16:04,287 --> 00:16:06,358 'No boozers'. That's me to a T. 224 00:17:26,085 --> 00:17:27,466 Still waiting, honey? 225 00:17:28,561 --> 00:17:30,055 You're just wasting your time. 226 00:17:30,235 --> 00:17:31,867 I like 'em hard to get. 227 00:17:33,516 --> 00:17:35,315 What say we stroll up to the hotel? 228 00:17:36,543 --> 00:17:37,620 Not interested. 229 00:17:38,499 --> 00:17:39,609 Listen, honey. 230 00:17:39,972 --> 00:17:41,882 Why not be on the level with yourself? 231 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,504 What you need is .. love. 232 00:17:45,226 --> 00:17:46,765 Do they still use that word? 233 00:17:47,236 --> 00:17:50,236 What's the good of throwing yourself away on a drunk that's no use to you? 234 00:17:50,947 --> 00:17:53,043 Come on with me. - No. I got to meet Dave. 235 00:17:53,274 --> 00:17:54,553 Oh yeah? Where? 236 00:17:54,921 --> 00:17:57,462 He said he'd come by for me. - Yeah? Well, look there. 237 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,336 Night after night. Week after week. What are you getting out of it? 238 00:18:06,915 --> 00:18:08,784 Come on, honey. Give yourself a break. 239 00:18:14,783 --> 00:18:15,666 Why not? 240 00:18:17,534 --> 00:18:18,220 Well. 241 00:18:18,951 --> 00:18:21,752 I've been running a carnival show like this for a long while. 242 00:18:22,112 --> 00:18:24,480 I guess I've known a million dames more or less. 243 00:18:27,089 --> 00:18:27,844 Screw. 244 00:18:33,885 --> 00:18:35,016 What do you want? 245 00:18:37,535 --> 00:18:40,495 Boss, I want to tell you something. - Wait. I want to tell you something. 246 00:18:40,709 --> 00:18:42,781 You were drunk last night and the night before. 247 00:18:42,961 --> 00:18:44,633 I won't have drunks on this carnival. 248 00:18:44,813 --> 00:18:46,824 If Lilly wants to stay on here that's alright. 249 00:18:47,264 --> 00:18:50,205 If I catch you drunk on this carnival again, you're through. You get me? 250 00:18:50,385 --> 00:18:51,404 You're canned. 251 00:18:51,908 --> 00:18:53,818 Afraid you're too late, boss. - What? 252 00:18:54,283 --> 00:18:56,821 That's what I wanted to tell you. We're quitting. 253 00:18:57,715 --> 00:18:59,970 We're all packed up. We're leaving right away. 254 00:19:00,365 --> 00:19:02,275 You mean that Lilly is going with you? 255 00:19:03,499 --> 00:19:04,658 It was her idea. 256 00:19:13,883 --> 00:19:16,187 You have to hurry, hurry, hurry. 257 00:19:16,621 --> 00:19:19,253 Step right in, folks. It's all free. It's all free. 258 00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:23,417 The original and one and only Dr. Peter McGill will lecture shortly. 259 00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:25,714 Another show starting in just a minute. 260 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,236 Step right in, folks. 261 00:19:27,531 --> 00:19:30,177 The most attended lecture on the human body ever given. 262 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:33,793 Step right in, folks. It's all free. Walk right up to the platform. 263 00:19:34,451 --> 00:19:39,494 See the most awesome examples of mankind and womankind the world has ever known. 264 00:19:39,889 --> 00:19:41,502 Folks, what is it we all want? 265 00:19:41,868 --> 00:19:43,527 I ask you. What is it? 266 00:19:45,228 --> 00:19:46,253 Happiness. 267 00:19:47,633 --> 00:19:49,803 And you can't have happiness without health. 268 00:19:50,532 --> 00:19:52,865 That's what I'm here to tell you about: Health. 269 00:19:53,596 --> 00:19:55,770 I can say without fear of contradiction. 270 00:19:56,302 --> 00:19:59,214 That if you follow the instructions in my little book closely .. 271 00:19:59,463 --> 00:20:01,607 You will never be sick again as long as you live. 272 00:20:02,104 --> 00:20:05,610 Now, friends. Before my assistants pass among you with copies of my little book. 273 00:20:06,503 --> 00:20:08,005 I wish to introduce to you. 274 00:20:08,389 --> 00:20:11,307 The most beautifully formed woman in all the world. 275 00:20:14,054 --> 00:20:16,336 Venus herself might envy her. 276 00:20:17,988 --> 00:20:19,932 A perfect specimen of womanhood. 277 00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:23,705 An amazing example of clean living and right thinking. 278 00:20:33,476 --> 00:20:34,570 Hello everybody. 279 00:20:35,430 --> 00:20:38,787 You'd be amazed to know that as a child I was deformed and almost a cripple. 280 00:20:38,998 --> 00:20:41,507 No-one ever dreamed that one day I'd be well and strong. 281 00:20:41,687 --> 00:20:45,959 I tell you now, no woman should be upset by her figure, her face or complexion. 282 00:20:48,053 --> 00:20:51,933 The truth is that thousands of tired, sick and overweight women have proven .. 283 00:20:52,355 --> 00:20:56,556 That fine health and an ideal figure can be had by following Dr. McGill's book. 284 00:20:57,036 --> 00:21:00,890 I am glad to say I thank Dr. McGill for my astounding good health. I thank you. 285 00:21:08,347 --> 00:21:11,177 Here you are, folks. Here you are. How to select a wife. 286 00:21:11,378 --> 00:21:12,769 Hints to men over sixty. 287 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:17,383 Folks, this little fellow will show you how you can transform yourself. 288 00:21:17,715 --> 00:21:20,472 Into a vigorous specimen of vital manhood. 289 00:21:20,826 --> 00:21:21,883 As he has done. 290 00:21:24,645 --> 00:21:25,992 Frederick the Great. 291 00:21:54,025 --> 00:21:55,490 Tell them about it, Fritz. 292 00:21:56,473 --> 00:21:57,752 Ladies and gentlemen. 293 00:21:58,138 --> 00:22:00,646 I was weak and puny when I was sixteen years of age. 294 00:22:00,963 --> 00:22:03,154 I only weighed 92 and a half pounds. 295 00:22:03,558 --> 00:22:05,440 I became an acquaintance of Dr. McGill. 296 00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:08,698 And bought from him a copy of his great book 'Health is Wealth'. 297 00:22:09,154 --> 00:22:11,472 It helped me outline a combination of exercises. 298 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,851 Designed to fill out hollows in my chest. 299 00:22:14,031 --> 00:22:17,592 Straighten my round shoulders and improve my posture generally. 300 00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:19,472 I thank you. 301 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,520 No, Queen. No. 302 00:22:40,861 --> 00:22:42,283 Don't do that. Don't. 303 00:22:44,523 --> 00:22:46,396 I had a hard time getting that stuff. 304 00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:48,425 A promise means nothing to you, does it? 305 00:22:48,605 --> 00:22:49,921 My throat. - My foot. 306 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:53,366 You're getting awful tough, Queen. 307 00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:55,570 The old laryngitis. I'm not kidding you. 308 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,788 Barking in the rain. Pulling the peasants in. 309 00:22:57,968 --> 00:22:59,164 My resistance is low. 310 00:22:59,624 --> 00:23:01,386 You never had any. - Look, Queen. 311 00:23:03,227 --> 00:23:04,172 Are you mad? 312 00:23:04,769 --> 00:23:06,977 It's your stomach. If there's anything left of it. 313 00:23:07,157 --> 00:23:08,251 Now look, Queen. 314 00:23:09,434 --> 00:23:11,104 Aha, the beast of Berlin. 315 00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:12,678 You, you. 316 00:23:13,235 --> 00:23:16,239 Someday I break you into little pieces. - Where's your sense of humor? 317 00:23:16,419 --> 00:23:18,886 Always making joke on me, huh? - Pipe down, you two. 318 00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:20,457 What do you want, Fritz? 319 00:23:20,804 --> 00:23:22,974 Lilly, have you got some more of them pills? 320 00:23:23,261 --> 00:23:25,527 They're in your trunk, Queen. - I didn't ask you. 321 00:23:25,707 --> 00:23:28,368 What's the matter, Fritz? That square head of yours aching again? 322 00:23:28,548 --> 00:23:29,196 Yah. 323 00:23:29,838 --> 00:23:30,453 Yah. 324 00:23:31,999 --> 00:23:32,722 Lilly. 325 00:23:33,292 --> 00:23:36,641 You're always so mad with me. What am I going to do? 326 00:23:37,088 --> 00:23:38,627 Take one every hour. - Huh? 327 00:23:41,822 --> 00:23:44,616 What you trying to do? - Now, how did that happen? 328 00:23:45,163 --> 00:23:48,409 See you later, Queen. I got a conference on the sidewalk with a lamppost. 329 00:23:52,619 --> 00:23:56,429 I can't stand seeing you around with that fellow always. 330 00:23:56,981 --> 00:23:58,246 He's my husband, isn't he? 331 00:23:58,426 --> 00:24:00,756 How can you stay married to that drunken loser? 332 00:24:01,071 --> 00:24:02,831 Are you starting that song and dance again? 333 00:24:03,281 --> 00:24:04,004 Lilly. 334 00:24:04,909 --> 00:24:07,550 Why is it you don't like me, huh? 335 00:24:09,556 --> 00:24:11,021 I think it's the mustache. 336 00:24:12,421 --> 00:24:13,246 That's it. 337 00:24:13,426 --> 00:24:14,945 You don't like it? 338 00:24:16,293 --> 00:24:18,500 Don't tell me you're being true to that Dave. 339 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,267 There are other men. Plenty of them. 340 00:24:22,594 --> 00:24:23,335 Lilly. 341 00:24:24,026 --> 00:24:26,694 I want you for myself. - Get away. You know by now how I feel. 342 00:24:26,874 --> 00:24:28,588 Lilly, darling. I got to have you. 343 00:24:28,908 --> 00:24:31,273 I told you a million times .. - Come here to me. 344 00:24:32,892 --> 00:24:35,730 In just one minute I'm going to wrap a chair around your neck. 345 00:24:36,021 --> 00:24:38,938 Well, Lilly. Battling for your virtue again? 346 00:24:43,765 --> 00:24:45,027 Read your book, Doc. 347 00:24:45,716 --> 00:24:47,107 The chapter on coughing. 348 00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:54,753 The apostle of health. 349 00:24:56,462 --> 00:24:58,050 If your public could only see you now. 350 00:24:58,928 --> 00:25:01,375 I'm just a laborer in the vineyards of The Lord. 351 00:25:03,522 --> 00:25:04,245 Lilly. 352 00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:08,802 Sometimes, you're a great temptation to my poor, weak nature. 353 00:25:09,825 --> 00:25:11,364 And to your wandering hands. 354 00:25:17,085 --> 00:25:17,808 Lilly. 355 00:25:20,377 --> 00:25:24,390 Don't you think it's time two magnetic personalities like ours should .. 356 00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:26,775 What do you mean? - You know. 357 00:25:27,337 --> 00:25:29,244 Just a little clandestine meeting? 358 00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:30,381 Maybe? 359 00:25:31,751 --> 00:25:33,030 You mean a love nest? 360 00:25:36,310 --> 00:25:38,516 I bet you could make some woman awful happy. 361 00:25:39,328 --> 00:25:40,014 When? 362 00:25:40,645 --> 00:25:41,661 Some rainy Sunday. 363 00:25:43,036 --> 00:25:44,501 Let's see. This is Friday. 364 00:25:44,778 --> 00:25:45,538 McGill. 365 00:25:45,870 --> 00:25:47,483 You're being paged. - McGill. 366 00:25:49,887 --> 00:25:50,869 You know, Ma. 367 00:25:51,418 --> 00:25:53,291 I was just telling Lilly here that .. 368 00:25:53,902 --> 00:25:55,759 I'm afraid my lumbago is coming back. 369 00:26:02,547 --> 00:26:06,860 That pretzel bender makes himself scarce whenever there's any work to be done. 370 00:26:09,154 --> 00:26:11,427 I am the real strongman in this outfit. 371 00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:20,334 It looks like rain, Lilly. 372 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,644 Dave. - Yeah? 373 00:26:24,827 --> 00:26:25,695 You lock up. 374 00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:28,453 Tell Fritz to follow the main road out over the bridge. 375 00:26:30,011 --> 00:26:31,735 Your private car is ready, Queen. 376 00:26:35,915 --> 00:26:37,399 Well, Lilly. How about it? 377 00:26:38,108 --> 00:26:39,077 How about what? 378 00:26:39,257 --> 00:26:40,234 My mustache. 379 00:26:41,026 --> 00:26:43,186 Don't tell me you shaved off that beautiful mustache. 380 00:26:44,165 --> 00:26:45,537 Lilly, you told me to. 381 00:26:45,910 --> 00:26:47,486 You look terrible without it. 382 00:26:48,393 --> 00:26:50,996 Lilly, aren't you going to ride on the front seat with me? 383 00:26:51,551 --> 00:26:54,147 Without your mustache? I should say not. 384 00:26:58,924 --> 00:27:00,018 Let's go, Fritz. 385 00:27:25,664 --> 00:27:26,795 Goodnight, Queen. 386 00:27:45,132 --> 00:27:48,021 The next and last pose, ladies and gentlemen. 387 00:27:48,466 --> 00:27:50,847 Is an awe-inspiring masterpiece. 388 00:27:51,369 --> 00:27:53,194 Of symmetrical charm. 389 00:28:11,156 --> 00:28:11,904 Lilly. 390 00:28:13,033 --> 00:28:14,770 Cut it out. You're getting on my nerves. 391 00:28:15,393 --> 00:28:16,598 Something is wrong. 392 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:17,881 Wrong with me? 393 00:28:18,836 --> 00:28:19,707 I feel it. 394 00:28:19,959 --> 00:28:21,404 Hurry up, Fritz. They're waiting. 395 00:28:23,012 --> 00:28:24,291 I don't feel like it. 396 00:28:24,968 --> 00:28:26,280 I don't feel like it. 397 00:28:33,069 --> 00:28:33,823 Queen. 398 00:28:34,656 --> 00:28:37,967 What's the matter with the Heinie? He's acting screwy out there. 399 00:28:39,262 --> 00:28:40,912 I told you that guy was bugged. 400 00:29:09,503 --> 00:29:11,005 What's the matter with him? 401 00:29:11,337 --> 00:29:13,248 Lilly. Hurry up. You've got to go on. 402 00:29:13,766 --> 00:29:15,157 Be with you in a minute. 403 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,345 Mein kopf schmerzt. 404 00:30:07,078 --> 00:30:08,183 Taxi. Taxi. 405 00:30:11,876 --> 00:30:14,120 Take me to the nearest doctor. Quick. - Right. 406 00:30:28,365 --> 00:30:30,800 I demand to know who is responsible for this outrage. 407 00:30:31,313 --> 00:30:32,926 Making a laughing stock of me. 408 00:30:33,387 --> 00:30:35,149 Bringing a medical doctor in here. 409 00:30:35,653 --> 00:30:37,377 Don't you think I have any pride? 410 00:30:37,871 --> 00:30:40,115 What can a medical doctor do that I cannot do? 411 00:30:40,851 --> 00:30:41,722 He did it. 412 00:30:41,973 --> 00:30:43,524 Gee, Doc. Somebody had to. 413 00:30:43,868 --> 00:30:46,520 I don't want to hear any more. You are fired. Understand? 414 00:30:46,921 --> 00:30:47,717 Get out. 415 00:30:48,254 --> 00:30:49,386 If Dave goes I go. 416 00:30:50,438 --> 00:30:51,462 Look here, Lilly. 417 00:30:51,642 --> 00:30:53,702 You heard me. What do you want to do about it? 418 00:30:53,882 --> 00:30:55,392 Well, what can I do? 419 00:30:56,196 --> 00:30:58,144 You know I've got to have you for the show. 420 00:30:59,425 --> 00:31:00,486 Then Dave stays. 421 00:31:00,853 --> 00:31:02,274 That's telling him, Queen. 422 00:31:02,662 --> 00:31:04,164 Well, what you waiting for? 423 00:31:04,789 --> 00:31:06,404 Okay, Mrs M. 424 00:31:06,783 --> 00:31:08,376 The show must go on. 425 00:31:26,625 --> 00:31:27,507 Got a match? 426 00:31:44,875 --> 00:31:46,006 Thanks, Charlie. 427 00:31:48,898 --> 00:31:49,955 How's business? 428 00:31:50,458 --> 00:31:53,296 If my other fare stays away much longer it will be tremendous. 429 00:31:54,074 --> 00:31:55,427 My name isn't Charlie. 430 00:31:59,908 --> 00:32:01,447 You know something? - What? 431 00:32:02,183 --> 00:32:03,793 I like you better without your cap. 432 00:32:03,973 --> 00:32:05,623 You ought to see me in a Derby. 433 00:32:07,158 --> 00:32:08,255 Who's sick in there? 434 00:32:08,435 --> 00:32:10,345 The strongman is having a weak moment. 435 00:32:18,417 --> 00:32:20,893 Lived here long? - It only seems long. 436 00:32:21,380 --> 00:32:22,362 Three months. 437 00:32:22,963 --> 00:32:25,304 I suppose the market crash chased you out of Wall Street? 438 00:32:25,484 --> 00:32:26,207 Right. 439 00:32:26,597 --> 00:32:28,470 When I sold my yacht I bought a taxi. 440 00:32:28,838 --> 00:32:31,305 You know. Something to keep me out of the fresh air. 441 00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:40,714 Where do you go from here? 442 00:32:41,374 --> 00:32:44,249 It's always the same town. The names are different. That's all. 443 00:32:44,948 --> 00:32:47,912 Ask me if I like this life. I'm crazy about it. The gypsy in me. 444 00:32:52,670 --> 00:32:54,539 Good heavens, Doc. Are you sure? 445 00:32:56,534 --> 00:32:57,921 You don't think it's temporary? 446 00:32:58,122 --> 00:33:00,955 I'm afraid not. The symptoms show a positive paranoia. 447 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:02,969 Probably hereditary insanity. 448 00:33:03,426 --> 00:33:05,596 You mean the guy's think tank ain't working? 449 00:33:05,895 --> 00:33:08,436 We have to get him to the asylum as quick as possible. 450 00:33:09,135 --> 00:33:11,496 We must humor him. He's not to know where he's going. 451 00:33:11,676 --> 00:33:13,533 I told him he's being taken to the hospital. 452 00:33:13,713 --> 00:33:15,549 That he'll be alright in a few days. 453 00:33:18,186 --> 00:33:20,633 Well, McGill. This leaves us in a pretty hole. 454 00:33:21,255 --> 00:33:22,794 What we going to do now? 455 00:33:23,221 --> 00:33:25,465 We'll have to get a new strongman or close up. 456 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,803 He would have to go nuts just when business got good. 457 00:33:31,216 --> 00:33:33,143 Just for a day or two. A good rest. 458 00:33:33,552 --> 00:33:34,609 Where is Lilly? 459 00:33:35,211 --> 00:33:36,375 I want Lilly. 460 00:33:38,281 --> 00:33:40,098 Lilly, I don't want to go. 461 00:33:40,647 --> 00:33:42,594 You go with the doctor like a good boy. 462 00:33:42,915 --> 00:33:44,895 Cheer up, Heinie. Maybe it ain't so bad. 463 00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:48,930 A pal of mine went insane once. He was out of the asylum in just eight months. 464 00:33:51,594 --> 00:33:52,520 Insane? 465 00:33:53,536 --> 00:33:54,237 Asylum? 466 00:33:54,618 --> 00:33:57,063 Take it easy. He's only joking. - No. I don't go! 467 00:33:57,476 --> 00:33:59,989 I stay here. You don't get rid of me that way. 468 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:01,725 You done this to me. - Me? 469 00:34:01,905 --> 00:34:03,557 I fix you. I get you. 470 00:34:04,968 --> 00:34:06,018 I get you! 471 00:34:10,135 --> 00:34:10,858 Fritz. 472 00:34:15,498 --> 00:34:16,874 No, no, no. 473 00:34:18,121 --> 00:34:19,437 Doctor, I wouldn't go. 474 00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:24,126 Come and give us a hand, will you? 475 00:34:24,350 --> 00:34:26,965 Take him to your cab. It will wear off in a few minutes. 476 00:34:35,192 --> 00:34:36,805 Did you see that guy lift him? 477 00:35:04,156 --> 00:35:07,925 And that's why I owe my entire physical development to Dr. McGill. 478 00:35:08,732 --> 00:35:12,147 If I hadn't taken notice of the wealth of information in Dr. McGill's book. 479 00:35:12,661 --> 00:35:14,318 I would still be weak and puny. 480 00:35:14,675 --> 00:35:15,540 I thank you. 481 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,907 And now, folks .. the finale. 482 00:35:27,819 --> 00:35:31,395 Friends. I wish to call your attention to the fact that this here is a .. 483 00:35:31,758 --> 00:35:33,260 Three-hundred-pound weight. 484 00:35:44,755 --> 00:35:45,940 Don't go away, folks. 485 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,107 The important part of the program now commences. 486 00:35:48,287 --> 00:35:50,948 It will get easier every show. Do you feel like a chump up there? 487 00:35:51,128 --> 00:35:53,194 Uhuh. But it's all sort-of fun. You know. 488 00:35:53,534 --> 00:35:55,221 Beats driving a cab, doesn't it? 489 00:35:58,502 --> 00:35:59,781 This part of it does. 490 00:36:02,446 --> 00:36:03,979 I ain't never seen so much rain. 491 00:36:04,159 --> 00:36:06,141 I think they're planning a flood in this town. 492 00:36:06,321 --> 00:36:08,040 Too wet for you to go out, Queen. 493 00:36:08,220 --> 00:36:09,648 So I brought your supper. 494 00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:11,193 Thanks, Dave. 495 00:36:11,583 --> 00:36:12,954 Where did you get the money? 496 00:36:13,134 --> 00:36:15,147 Out of your purse. I got you some hamburgers. 497 00:36:15,327 --> 00:36:17,905 No onions and lots of pickles. Just like you like them. 498 00:36:18,935 --> 00:36:20,177 Where you going? 499 00:36:20,847 --> 00:36:23,062 There's enough for you. Come on. We'll all eat together. 500 00:36:23,242 --> 00:36:24,575 Sure. There's plenty. 501 00:36:24,953 --> 00:36:26,015 Well, thanks. 502 00:36:26,827 --> 00:36:30,088 You might at least wait until you finish your lecture before you begin sneezing. 503 00:36:30,268 --> 00:36:33,283 Everybody started to laugh. - Good heavens, woman. Can I help it? 504 00:36:33,839 --> 00:36:36,528 That platform out there is draftier than the Grand Canyon. 505 00:36:37,202 --> 00:36:38,704 Look. I'm shaking all over. 506 00:36:40,138 --> 00:36:41,178 Mr Chandler. 507 00:36:42,168 --> 00:36:44,709 Would you have supper with us at the Commercial House? 508 00:36:45,636 --> 00:36:46,507 No thanks. 509 00:36:48,318 --> 00:36:49,968 I'm eating with Lilly and Dave. 510 00:36:50,356 --> 00:36:50,958 Oh. 511 00:36:51,159 --> 00:36:54,442 Too bad we haven't enough groceries. We'd love you to have dinner with us. 512 00:36:54,776 --> 00:36:56,129 Ha, ha, ha. 513 00:36:56,666 --> 00:36:58,463 I'm going to the hotel for something hot. 514 00:36:58,941 --> 00:37:00,480 I'm not used to camping out. 515 00:37:07,127 --> 00:37:08,807 Got any new diseases tonight, Doc? 516 00:37:09,196 --> 00:37:10,290 Don't get funny. 517 00:37:10,673 --> 00:37:13,018 This night air is just crawling with microbes. 518 00:37:14,406 --> 00:37:15,129 Lilly. 519 00:37:15,723 --> 00:37:17,189 Did you notice it was raining? 520 00:37:17,369 --> 00:37:18,441 But it's not Sunday. 521 00:37:19,276 --> 00:37:21,674 I never saw such a run of dry Sundays. 522 00:37:25,225 --> 00:37:25,995 Come on. 523 00:37:26,175 --> 00:37:27,752 Where's the change? - What change? 524 00:37:27,953 --> 00:37:29,833 Don't stall. You took a fiver out of my purse. 525 00:37:30,193 --> 00:37:32,026 I was going to tell you about that, Queen. 526 00:37:32,206 --> 00:37:34,190 Had to get some medicine for the throat. 527 00:37:36,643 --> 00:37:37,291 Bob. 528 00:37:38,527 --> 00:37:39,869 Coffee is getting cold. 529 00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:40,809 Thanks. 530 00:37:42,344 --> 00:37:44,878 Say, this is what I call real southern hospitality. 531 00:37:45,183 --> 00:37:46,480 You said it, Sampson. 532 00:37:46,994 --> 00:37:49,080 Me and Queen have trooped all through the south. 533 00:37:49,260 --> 00:37:51,119 First time was with a windy hooting outfit. 534 00:37:51,299 --> 00:37:52,393 Remember, Queen? 535 00:37:53,178 --> 00:37:54,603 Want some pickles? - No thanks. 536 00:37:55,382 --> 00:37:56,216 Yes, sir. 537 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,636 I and the Queen have trooped through every part of the United States. 538 00:37:59,816 --> 00:38:01,618 Only place we've never been is New York. 539 00:38:01,798 --> 00:38:02,757 You been there? 540 00:38:02,937 --> 00:38:04,513 Uhuh. I went to school there. 541 00:38:04,935 --> 00:38:07,100 Yeah? What kind of school? - Columbia. 542 00:38:07,755 --> 00:38:10,259 A college man, huh? What do you think of that, Queen? 543 00:38:10,684 --> 00:38:13,489 Didn't I always say colleges were fake? Look at him now. 544 00:38:13,994 --> 00:38:16,674 Working in a Honky Tonk for cakes and coffee. Why? 545 00:38:17,038 --> 00:38:18,689 That's why: Cakes and coffee. 546 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,588 What did you study to be? 547 00:38:20,999 --> 00:38:22,923 My diploma says I'm a civil engineer. 548 00:38:23,258 --> 00:38:25,213 Is that so? My old man was a fireman. 549 00:38:25,690 --> 00:38:28,671 No that kind of engineer, silly. You mean you build railroads and things? 550 00:38:28,851 --> 00:38:32,141 Yeah. But right now nobody is using the railroads they already have. 551 00:38:33,192 --> 00:38:34,842 Just making time, huh? - Yeah. 552 00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:36,407 Lifting dumbbells. 553 00:38:38,026 --> 00:38:40,301 Does it burn you up not doing the things you like to do? 554 00:38:40,481 --> 00:38:44,014 Well, I discovered a long time ago that the world wasn't operated for me. 555 00:38:44,779 --> 00:38:46,281 You have to wait your turn. 556 00:38:47,319 --> 00:38:49,006 Sometimes your turn never comes. 557 00:38:50,699 --> 00:38:53,344 If you have faith enough in yourself .. it comes. 558 00:38:55,357 --> 00:38:56,972 You've got a swell slant on things. 559 00:38:58,367 --> 00:39:00,314 You folks like to see some card tricks? 560 00:39:02,161 --> 00:39:04,219 I always knew you were different somehow. 561 00:39:07,031 --> 00:39:08,162 Some more coffee? 562 00:39:17,467 --> 00:39:18,635 Holy cats, Bessie. 563 00:39:18,822 --> 00:39:21,071 You want to break my neck? - Are they coming? 564 00:39:22,746 --> 00:39:24,901 They're right behind us. What you worrying about? 565 00:39:25,332 --> 00:39:26,871 I got plenty to worry about. 566 00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:29,676 A good-for-nothing drunk passed out in the back of our car. 567 00:39:29,856 --> 00:39:31,366 And you do nothing about it. 568 00:39:31,641 --> 00:39:33,323 It's pretty nice for her back there. 569 00:39:33,503 --> 00:39:34,226 Alone. 570 00:39:34,826 --> 00:39:35,831 With him. 571 00:39:39,237 --> 00:39:42,000 It's about time for her to start taking up with another man. 572 00:39:42,282 --> 00:39:45,606 It makes me sick seeing her going after a nice boy like that. 573 00:39:46,473 --> 00:39:48,739 He doesn't know what kind of a woman she is. 574 00:39:49,983 --> 00:39:51,819 He is such a nice boy. 575 00:39:59,556 --> 00:40:00,798 Well, why don't you? 576 00:40:11,861 --> 00:40:13,144 Now, what's the matter? 577 00:40:13,324 --> 00:40:15,160 Just as I told you. They've stopped. 578 00:40:17,485 --> 00:40:19,056 You shouldn't have done that. 579 00:40:21,417 --> 00:40:22,696 I didn't do anything. 580 00:40:27,461 --> 00:40:28,377 Oh no? 581 00:40:31,622 --> 00:40:32,846 Can't you get her out? 582 00:40:33,537 --> 00:40:35,484 We must get a truck from the next town. 583 00:40:35,734 --> 00:40:37,153 Is Dave still asleep? 584 00:40:37,709 --> 00:40:38,772 Asleep? Hmm. 585 00:40:39,146 --> 00:40:40,277 He's unconscious. 586 00:40:44,228 --> 00:40:48,213 There's nothing else to do but to go on and send a car back to get you out. 587 00:40:48,692 --> 00:40:50,532 Lilly. You'd better get in with us. 588 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:52,802 No thanks. I'll stick to the ship. 589 00:40:54,145 --> 00:40:56,831 It'll take about three hours to get a car back to you. 590 00:41:04,736 --> 00:41:06,015 The rain's coming in. 591 00:41:30,248 --> 00:41:31,787 What are you thinking about? 592 00:41:34,343 --> 00:41:35,251 Is it Dave? 593 00:41:37,502 --> 00:41:40,104 Because if it is, I want to tell you that .. 594 00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:42,502 I am married to him. 595 00:41:44,525 --> 00:41:45,693 But we've never .. 596 00:41:46,482 --> 00:41:47,984 We've never lived together. 597 00:41:49,141 --> 00:41:51,867 He did me a great favor once. Something I can never forget. 598 00:41:53,972 --> 00:41:56,432 But he has nothing to do with us. Has he? 599 00:41:59,688 --> 00:42:00,932 You believe me, don't you? 600 00:42:01,459 --> 00:42:02,478 I believe you. 601 00:42:03,478 --> 00:42:04,349 Of course. 602 00:42:29,313 --> 00:42:33,096 If the Mexican job doesn't materialize I can likely get a job at Boulder Dam. 603 00:42:34,007 --> 00:42:36,065 They're taking on engineers all the time. 604 00:42:37,951 --> 00:42:39,552 I don't believe you're listening. 605 00:42:39,732 --> 00:42:41,780 You know it's illegal. - What's illegal? 606 00:42:42,167 --> 00:42:43,851 For a man to have eyes like yours. 607 00:42:44,031 --> 00:42:46,781 And here I am working out elaborate plans for the future. 608 00:42:47,340 --> 00:42:50,103 Don't let's bother about the future. This is all so perfect. 609 00:42:51,143 --> 00:42:53,239 I feel like I've been born all over again. 610 00:42:53,914 --> 00:42:56,232 Whoa, Lilly. You're talking like an Easter card. 611 00:42:59,611 --> 00:43:00,534 Pull me up. 612 00:43:05,104 --> 00:43:06,903 We mustn't keep our public waiting. 613 00:43:07,201 --> 00:43:11,168 Ladies and gentlemen, I owe my entire physical development to Dr. McGill. 614 00:43:16,106 --> 00:43:16,829 Lilly. 615 00:43:17,437 --> 00:43:18,494 Where is Lilly? 616 00:43:19,147 --> 00:43:20,293 I want Lilly. 617 00:43:21,549 --> 00:43:24,170 If he gets violent again tonight, put on the straitjacket. 618 00:43:24,350 --> 00:43:25,295 Yes, Doctor. 619 00:46:08,893 --> 00:46:12,102 How would you like some nice roast pheasant and some sparkling burgundy? 620 00:46:12,630 --> 00:46:13,849 How is your pheasant? 621 00:46:14,029 --> 00:46:14,644 Pie? 622 00:46:16,162 --> 00:46:18,648 We got roast beef, roast pork, beef stew and chilli beans. 623 00:46:18,988 --> 00:46:20,128 Two roast beefs. 624 00:46:21,790 --> 00:46:23,242 Look who's with us. 625 00:46:24,159 --> 00:46:26,295 I certainly am glad to see you, honey-girl. 626 00:46:26,723 --> 00:46:27,917 It's been a long time. 627 00:46:28,543 --> 00:46:30,493 You made a mistake. I never saw you before. 628 00:46:31,647 --> 00:46:33,396 Excuse me. 629 00:46:34,484 --> 00:46:36,500 I thought you were somebody I knew. 630 00:46:40,749 --> 00:46:42,028 Can you imagine that? 631 00:46:42,282 --> 00:46:44,526 People are always taking me for somebody else. 632 00:46:47,827 --> 00:46:48,921 Got a cigarette? 633 00:46:50,457 --> 00:46:51,281 Yeah. 634 00:46:55,339 --> 00:46:56,191 Thanks. 635 00:47:15,888 --> 00:47:17,503 Cool for September, isn't it? 636 00:47:18,590 --> 00:47:20,463 Perhaps you'd better get in the back. 637 00:47:23,185 --> 00:47:23,796 No. 638 00:47:25,703 --> 00:47:26,501 Bob. 639 00:47:28,353 --> 00:47:30,788 Are you upset over that man in the restaurant? 640 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:32,703 Why should I be? 641 00:47:34,282 --> 00:47:36,849 You've been so far away from ever since it happened. 642 00:47:37,986 --> 00:47:39,872 Ain't you cold up there, Queen? 643 00:47:45,782 --> 00:47:49,533 Heap big man in the car bringing paleface firewater. 644 00:47:50,039 --> 00:47:52,755 Go ahead, Queen. Keeps you from catching the flu. 645 00:47:53,247 --> 00:47:55,997 You got frost on your hat now. Come on. 646 00:47:56,445 --> 00:47:57,687 It will do you good. 647 00:48:01,023 --> 00:48:01,820 Why not? 648 00:48:10,885 --> 00:48:12,482 Bob? - No thanks. 649 00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:34,219 I'm not good enough for you, huh? 650 00:48:35,557 --> 00:48:37,170 You're the best judge of that. 651 00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:42,198 Sure I lied to you. What did you expect? 652 00:48:43,553 --> 00:48:46,024 I tried to chisel some happiness for myself. 653 00:48:46,430 --> 00:48:47,041 Ha. 654 00:48:48,791 --> 00:48:50,010 That's a laugh. 655 00:48:52,740 --> 00:48:54,682 Nobody can ever hang on to anything. 656 00:48:57,121 --> 00:48:59,393 You don't know what I'm talking about, do you? 657 00:49:00,338 --> 00:49:01,052 No. 658 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,863 No. You've always been a good boy. You got off to a good start. 659 00:49:08,419 --> 00:49:10,389 Sure. I knew that guy. 660 00:49:11,316 --> 00:49:12,820 He was my boyfriend. 661 00:49:14,454 --> 00:49:16,176 What does it matter? 662 00:49:29,393 --> 00:49:32,156 It looks like he ain't coming back. We're stuck. That's all. 663 00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,321 Something must have happened to make him disappear like that. 664 00:49:36,018 --> 00:49:37,854 I've a pretty good idea what it was. 665 00:49:38,429 --> 00:49:41,629 It don't matter why he quit. The question is, what we going to do? 666 00:49:42,097 --> 00:49:42,741 Doc. 667 00:49:42,921 --> 00:49:44,326 Are we going to show or not? 668 00:49:44,506 --> 00:49:47,500 I pulled some monkeys in from the street but can't hold them forever. 669 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,510 Unless I lock the door. - Shut up. 670 00:49:50,031 --> 00:49:51,347 We're trying to think. 671 00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,157 Is that what makes you look that way? 672 00:49:57,179 --> 00:49:59,239 Doc, these strongmen are a jinx anyway. 673 00:49:59,662 --> 00:50:00,793 I've got an idea. 674 00:50:01,493 --> 00:50:04,973 Why not let me go on and baffle the natives with a few card tricks? 675 00:50:05,371 --> 00:50:07,133 I got a new one. Here, this is it. 676 00:50:07,385 --> 00:50:09,908 Pick a card. Any card will do. - I warn you, McGill. 677 00:50:10,184 --> 00:50:11,975 My nerves won't stand much more. 678 00:50:12,597 --> 00:50:13,982 Alright. You pick a card. 679 00:50:14,162 --> 00:50:17,519 That will do. Go and turn on some music. We got to give some kind of a show. 680 00:50:17,813 --> 00:50:20,746 That suits me, only you're passing up a good bet. That's all. 681 00:50:21,717 --> 00:50:23,070 How you feeling, Queen? 682 00:50:23,318 --> 00:50:25,026 Everything is just dandy. 683 00:50:27,667 --> 00:50:29,133 Well, why don't you do something? 684 00:50:29,313 --> 00:50:31,109 Tell you what you can do. You can .. 685 00:50:31,497 --> 00:50:32,739 And the same to you. 686 00:50:41,088 --> 00:50:42,978 Now we're all set. Come on, let's go. 687 00:50:46,343 --> 00:50:50,466 My thanks to Dr. McGill to whom I owe my astounding good health. I thank you. 688 00:50:51,168 --> 00:50:52,271 Don't go away, folks. 689 00:50:53,723 --> 00:50:56,818 Unfortunately most of us do not give much thought to our bodies. 690 00:50:57,584 --> 00:51:00,927 My book, which you now have an opportunity to purchase. 691 00:51:01,498 --> 00:51:03,556 Will put all the doctors out of business. 692 00:51:04,838 --> 00:51:09,825 I don't expect sceptics, doubters, smart guys and wiseacres will want to read it. 693 00:51:10,345 --> 00:51:12,502 The open-minded, the intelligent. 694 00:51:13,095 --> 00:51:15,339 Willing to learn something to their advantage. 695 00:51:15,899 --> 00:51:17,104 I was wrong, Lilly. 696 00:51:17,958 --> 00:51:19,052 Nothing matters. 697 00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:20,441 Nothing but this. 698 00:51:21,424 --> 00:51:24,495 I wish to present for your entertainment and edification. 699 00:51:25,756 --> 00:51:30,347 A young man who is a marvel of strength and physical development. 700 00:51:35,236 --> 00:51:37,723 If you will only read my book as he has done .. 701 00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:53,200 Mr. Chandler? - Gone over to the hotel. 702 00:51:53,401 --> 00:51:54,606 A telegram for him. 703 00:51:55,082 --> 00:51:56,064 I'll take it. 704 00:51:57,904 --> 00:51:59,146 Sign this, will you? 705 00:51:59,628 --> 00:52:00,276 Yes. 706 00:52:13,590 --> 00:52:15,212 Are them dumbbells made of wood? 707 00:52:15,392 --> 00:52:17,599 You don't think we'd fool the public, do you? 708 00:52:17,826 --> 00:52:18,798 Sure they are. 709 00:52:27,093 --> 00:52:28,812 Come and see the show tomorrow. 710 00:52:29,264 --> 00:52:31,218 And get big and husky like you, huh? 711 00:52:32,134 --> 00:52:33,376 I don't need muscle. 712 00:52:33,739 --> 00:52:34,961 I got brains. 713 00:53:07,779 --> 00:53:09,949 The bathroom is just at the end of the hall. 714 00:53:29,128 --> 00:53:30,113 Ah, Lilly. 715 00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:31,773 You gorgeous creature. 716 00:53:34,124 --> 00:53:36,627 There's something of the creature about you too, Doc. 717 00:53:36,807 --> 00:53:38,383 Something wild and primitive. 718 00:53:39,826 --> 00:53:42,079 You always arouse the beast in me, Lilly. 719 00:53:42,614 --> 00:53:44,915 When I look at you, time disappears. 720 00:53:45,675 --> 00:53:49,499 I see you as the incarnation of all the sirens of the ages. 721 00:53:50,298 --> 00:53:51,280 Tell me more. 722 00:53:51,921 --> 00:53:53,608 You make my life very difficult. 723 00:53:55,386 --> 00:53:58,889 It's just one continuous battle with my lower nature. 724 00:54:01,289 --> 00:54:02,665 Confidentially, Lilly. 725 00:54:03,931 --> 00:54:05,697 What do you say we .. - McGill. 726 00:54:06,829 --> 00:54:07,811 There you go. 727 00:54:08,346 --> 00:54:09,551 Fate is against me. 728 00:54:10,390 --> 00:54:11,755 Coming, my dear. 729 00:54:23,288 --> 00:54:25,242 The Heinie is loose. I just seen him. 730 00:54:25,603 --> 00:54:27,216 Was he riding a pink elephant? 731 00:54:27,475 --> 00:54:29,914 No. No kidding, Bob. I just seen him at the store. 732 00:54:30,887 --> 00:54:32,500 A telegram for you. - Thanks. 733 00:54:37,751 --> 00:54:40,517 Doc. Doc. The Heinie is loose. 734 00:54:40,878 --> 00:54:42,110 What you talking about? 735 00:54:42,290 --> 00:54:44,684 I tell you I just seen him. He was peeking in the window at me. 736 00:54:44,885 --> 00:54:47,092 You are crazy. He's locked up in that asylum. 737 00:54:47,382 --> 00:54:48,647 No. Not tonight he ain't. 738 00:54:48,827 --> 00:54:50,663 He's right here in this town. Loose. 739 00:54:51,212 --> 00:54:54,011 Young man. Let me give you a piece of good advice. 740 00:54:54,561 --> 00:54:56,764 Alcohol has a terrible affect on the brain. 741 00:55:00,579 --> 00:55:02,266 You believe me, don't you Queen? 742 00:55:05,756 --> 00:55:08,457 If you don't cut out the booze you'll see worse things than Fritz. 743 00:55:08,637 --> 00:55:10,036 But I tell you I seen him. 744 00:55:10,216 --> 00:55:12,390 You can't depend on the stuff you get in these dumps. 745 00:55:16,541 --> 00:55:17,560 I've seen him. 746 00:55:21,426 --> 00:55:22,668 Listen. Listen, pal. 747 00:55:23,014 --> 00:55:26,371 Can you loan me a few bucks? I got to get to the drugstore before it closes. 748 00:55:26,975 --> 00:55:29,145 My nerves are shot with this Fritz business. 749 00:55:29,975 --> 00:55:31,162 My throat is killing me. 750 00:55:31,501 --> 00:55:32,290 Sure. 751 00:55:34,637 --> 00:55:35,582 Thanks, Bob. 752 00:55:42,509 --> 00:55:43,380 Read this. 753 00:56:00,198 --> 00:56:01,217 'Mexico City'. 754 00:56:01,791 --> 00:56:03,696 'At once'. Oh Bob. 755 00:56:04,386 --> 00:56:06,698 It's really happened. How wonderful for you. 756 00:56:07,325 --> 00:56:08,113 For us. 757 00:56:08,788 --> 00:56:10,064 We're leaving tonight. 758 00:56:10,244 --> 00:56:12,110 There's a westbound train leaving at 01:45. 759 00:56:13,226 --> 00:56:14,557 But I .. - Now. 760 00:56:15,465 --> 00:56:16,787 No arguments please. 761 00:56:17,985 --> 00:56:20,043 This is the chance I've been waiting for. 762 00:56:20,265 --> 00:56:21,548 I'm taking you out of this. 763 00:56:22,090 --> 00:56:24,283 But how can I? There's so many .. 764 00:56:24,641 --> 00:56:26,343 So many things. - You love me, don't you? 765 00:56:26,851 --> 00:56:29,243 You know that. - Then what you worrying about? 766 00:56:29,603 --> 00:56:32,302 You've paid your debt to Dave. Paid it a thousand times. 767 00:56:33,119 --> 00:56:34,621 He won't stand in your way. 768 00:56:34,969 --> 00:56:36,670 After you are divorced we get married. 769 00:56:36,850 --> 00:56:38,649 It means a new deal for both of us. 770 00:56:38,907 --> 00:56:41,907 I'll do the work I always wanted to do. And you'll be with me. 771 00:56:42,348 --> 00:56:43,293 Think of it. 772 00:56:44,247 --> 00:56:46,305 I am thinking of it. - Then it's a 'Yes'? 773 00:56:50,179 --> 00:56:50,932 Yes. 774 00:56:52,614 --> 00:56:53,745 Pack your things. 775 00:56:53,996 --> 00:56:55,980 I'm going down to telephone the station. 776 00:56:56,461 --> 00:56:57,814 I'll be ready, darling. 777 00:57:19,276 --> 00:57:20,815 Chilly weather we're having. 778 00:57:21,304 --> 00:57:22,049 Yes. 779 00:57:24,340 --> 00:57:26,064 I can't stand the chilly weather. 780 00:57:27,284 --> 00:57:29,281 It always .. gets my laryngitis. 781 00:57:36,311 --> 00:57:38,518 Could I have a few words with you in private? 782 00:57:38,834 --> 00:57:39,705 Come here. 783 00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,550 I'll have you understand, young man. 784 00:57:45,730 --> 00:57:48,085 That this is a respectable law-abiding drugstore. 785 00:57:48,806 --> 00:57:49,937 How are you, Mac? 786 00:57:50,956 --> 00:57:51,800 How are you? 787 00:57:56,339 --> 00:57:58,628 Listen, brother. You got me all wrong. 788 00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:01,121 I want a little bottle of Ardurol. 789 00:58:01,853 --> 00:58:02,632 And. 790 00:58:03,350 --> 00:58:04,258 Some swabs. 791 00:58:04,741 --> 00:58:06,185 Why didn't you say so? 792 00:58:07,465 --> 00:58:08,113 Bob. 793 00:58:13,637 --> 00:58:15,139 Won't you come in a minute? 794 00:58:17,302 --> 00:58:18,984 I have something I want to tell you. 795 00:58:19,164 --> 00:58:20,799 Sorry, Mrs McGill. But I just .. 796 00:58:20,979 --> 00:58:24,482 You know, you're too nice a boy to throw yourself away on a woman like that. 797 00:58:27,996 --> 00:58:30,129 You and I could be awful good friends, Bob. 798 00:58:31,624 --> 00:58:33,334 Awful good friends. - Sorry, Mrs McGill. 799 00:58:33,514 --> 00:58:35,525 I got to telephone. Excuse me please. 800 00:59:11,909 --> 00:59:12,780 Hey Queen. 801 00:59:13,015 --> 00:59:15,065 My throat feels like the Chicago fire. 802 00:59:15,409 --> 00:59:18,098 How about a little expert attention? There you are, nurse. 803 00:59:19,953 --> 00:59:21,671 Thanks, Queen, for laying out my clothes. 804 00:59:23,765 --> 00:59:25,489 What would I ever do without you? 805 00:59:26,559 --> 00:59:28,425 You open your mouth like a good boy. 806 00:59:32,590 --> 00:59:33,201 Ah. 807 00:59:33,835 --> 00:59:34,446 Ah. 808 00:59:35,324 --> 00:59:36,296 Ah. 809 00:59:38,231 --> 00:59:38,917 Oh. 810 00:59:41,005 --> 00:59:42,024 You're crying. 811 00:59:42,427 --> 00:59:43,855 What's the matter, Queen? 812 00:59:44,799 --> 00:59:46,571 Because I'm hitting the booze again? 813 00:59:46,751 --> 00:59:47,511 Listen. 814 00:59:47,794 --> 00:59:49,586 I'll cut it out. Honest I will. 815 00:59:49,974 --> 00:59:52,058 I don't want to do anything you make you unhappy. 816 00:59:52,238 --> 00:59:53,332 I'm not unhappy. 817 00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:55,036 I am just .. 818 00:59:55,328 --> 00:59:56,654 I must see Dr. McGill. 819 01:00:22,317 --> 01:00:23,040 Queen. 820 01:00:24,404 --> 01:00:27,623 When I hit this hay you'll never be able to wake me up. 821 01:00:29,278 --> 01:00:30,208 Where is Lilly? 822 01:00:31,551 --> 01:00:34,137 You try to keep me from her, huh? 823 01:00:38,996 --> 01:00:40,032 Lilly. Lilly. 824 01:00:41,407 --> 01:00:42,379 My Lilly. 825 01:00:42,771 --> 01:00:44,323 Bob. Bob! 826 01:00:46,573 --> 01:00:47,411 Bob! 827 01:00:56,861 --> 01:00:58,152 You took away my Lilly. 828 01:00:58,332 --> 01:00:59,537 You stole my Lilly. 829 01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:03,603 Lilly. 830 01:01:15,102 --> 01:01:16,024 I got you now. 831 01:01:16,204 --> 01:01:18,174 I got you. I got you now. 832 01:01:18,602 --> 01:01:19,473 I got you. 833 01:01:22,613 --> 01:01:23,484 I got you. 834 01:01:24,114 --> 01:01:25,104 I got you. 835 01:01:25,487 --> 01:01:26,905 Don't, Fritz. Don't! 836 01:02:07,292 --> 01:02:08,831 You're his wife, aren't you? 837 01:02:09,962 --> 01:02:12,512 I think you should know. His spine is fractured. 838 01:02:13,421 --> 01:02:14,663 What does that mean? 839 01:02:14,976 --> 01:02:17,368 I can tell better when we get him to the hospital. 840 01:02:18,534 --> 01:02:20,412 Will he have to be in hospital a long time? 841 01:02:20,592 --> 01:02:21,611 I'm afraid so. 842 01:02:22,874 --> 01:02:24,153 We'll do what we can. 843 01:02:32,563 --> 01:02:33,471 Say, Queen. 844 01:02:43,184 --> 01:02:44,862 Don't you worry none, Queen. 845 01:02:45,832 --> 01:02:46,777 I'm alright. 846 01:02:48,571 --> 01:02:49,813 Sure you're alright. 847 01:02:51,336 --> 01:02:52,838 You'll stay with me though. 848 01:02:53,663 --> 01:02:54,720 Won't you, Queen? 849 01:03:01,068 --> 01:03:02,199 Of course I will. 850 01:03:12,989 --> 01:03:16,420 Pardon me. But it's going to be rather difficult putting him on the stretcher. 851 01:03:28,726 --> 01:03:29,894 I can't leave him. 852 01:03:30,415 --> 01:03:31,175 I know. 853 01:03:31,707 --> 01:03:34,147 But you must go on. This is your chance. You got to take it. 854 01:03:34,501 --> 01:03:35,520 I can't go on. 855 01:03:36,571 --> 01:03:37,516 Without you. 856 01:03:37,702 --> 01:03:38,721 You've got to. 857 01:03:39,147 --> 01:03:40,092 It can't be. 858 01:03:41,067 --> 01:03:42,168 There's no other way. 859 01:03:42,445 --> 01:03:43,650 But not for always. 860 01:03:44,835 --> 01:03:46,280 We can never lose each other now. 861 01:03:46,728 --> 01:03:48,972 No matter where you are, I'll always love you. 862 01:04:13,805 --> 01:04:15,789 The station agent is on the phone again. 863 01:04:16,108 --> 01:04:18,416 He wants me to tell you he's got your reservations. 864 01:04:18,596 --> 01:04:20,209 Well, tell him to cancel them. 865 01:04:29,096 --> 01:04:30,709 Do me a favor, will you Queen? 866 01:04:34,008 --> 01:04:35,732 Ask the Doc if he's got a bottle. 867 01:04:38,394 --> 01:04:39,785 You know. My laryngitis. 868 01:04:41,598 --> 01:04:43,026 It hurts something awful. 869 01:04:58,305 --> 01:04:59,727 ..t-g..